… things can happen. Some more in the “on white” series of goofing around.
self-portrait
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Jul 09
Bathrobe wearing Ted
Okay, his wife thinks it’s a little off-putting for Ted to answer the front door in his robe. Hey, if the paper boy wants his money, he’ll have to deal.
26
Jun 09
Storm Chaser Ted
When you try to look the eye of the storm square in the eye, you go through quite a few umbrellas.
23
Jun 09
Barista Ted
When he’s not frothing the perfect cappuccino, he’s re-reading something by Vonnegut.
10
Jun 09
Fight Club Ted
It’s all about the social networking. Lots of cool guys like to beat each other silly on Tuesday and Friday nights.
3
Jun 09
Rapper Ted
I’ve got some rhymes I gotta get out.
Mom’s got the measles, Dad’s got gout.
I like my gold, 24 carat please.
But get me my inhaler, I’m starting to wheeze.
Driving my ‘Cedes down the city streets.
My seats are leather, my pants got pleats.
Take my picture now, mister photog.
Maybe in some cranberries, chillin’ in the bog.
Bop bop bodda bodda bop. Chaka Khan.
29
May 09
Groom with cold feet Ted
He’s getting married in minutes. But he’s having second thoughts. And he never did get that prenup. Hmm. If he jilts her, her father will kill him. But he could hide in Mexico. His Spanish is mediocre but might be considered conversational. Oh, but the swine flu…
28
May 09
Wedding Singer Ted
Rocking out to a righteous rendition of My Sharona. Trying to look as (un)cool as Flight of the Conchords.
26
May 09
Janitor Ted
Back to my self-portrait series. Is the janitor disgruntled? Content? Murderous? Camera-shy? Constipated? So many questions…
